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Sum's Notes: This music was sitting around in Badtouch's computer for a while. The vocal sample is actually a piece of his grandmother's legendary freestyle of 2004. Yes, his grandmother (well into her 90s) had a mean ass freestyle that still boggles us to this day. Somewhere in there she said "everybody's singing, everybody crying" and this became the crux of what Badtouch called "The Most Depressing Song in The World". That was the name of the beat, and it stayed the name of the song. Badtouch and I thought maybe this would be a good way to set up the album....and here we have our opening scene.
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The Nobody Hole…starring in order of appearance..
Mother Lowenfall
Pygmy Paul Lowenfall
Manda
The King of Thieves
Jaquelantern
And…Old Man Geechi
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You’re always sad and you always cry
You’re always mad, still you always try
Everybody's bad, everybody lies
Everyone’s been had, everybody dies
Narrated by….Nzinga Kadalie
Written by…SumKid Majere
Performed by….. SumKid Majere & Badtouch
Musical Score by…. BadTouch
Illustrated and Designed by….Doug Hoffman
Introducing new artwork by Jared Rogness, Jeff Hurst and Jerome Lewis
His teeth were crooked chunks of caramel
His brown skin was covered in bumps.
His days were all the same to him
Cold oatmeal, sugarless…lumps.
His breakfast was always lonely
His mother was always drunk
He’d thumb thru his sketchbook at the table
Then pack a popsicle for lunch
It always melted by recess
It never did bother him much
He always died at ten o’clock
Anyway, so what’s the rush?
The boys would beat his ass at school
These days he just felt numb
They’d dunk his football-shaped head
Into the toilet after taking a dump
His name was Pygmy Paul
And today’s the same ole day
Go to the mall right after school
Escape’s just an arcade away
But his mother found his secret
When she broke into his room
This would change the course of history
Forever after, I presume
Maybe this is the same ole day Paul. Naaaahhh… it aint.
The Tale of Pygmy Paul
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